Thought would be a fun thing to do and liven up the forums a bit.
I'll start with some of my favourite quotes:
"Veni, vidi, vici" - I came, I saw, I conquered (What a BAD ASS quote, imagine saying that).
"I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me"
Ok and a joke:
"The kids keep running around the house screaming and making a fucking noise.
They keep saying:
"LET US IN, IT'S COLD OUTSIDE!!!"