Whats your favourite: Catchphrase/Quotes/Jokes

Thought would be a fun thing to do and liven up the forums a bit.

I'll start with some of my favourite quotes:

"Veni, vidi, vici" - I came, I saw, I conquered (What a BAD ASS quote, imagine saying that).

"I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me"

Ok and a joke:

"The kids keep running around the house screaming and making a fucking noise.
They keep saying:
"LET US IN, IT'S COLD OUTSIDE!!!"

Nice quotes:
"Love and respect do not automatically accompany a position of leadership. They must be earned."
"Leaders are not born, they're made."

"Only the person who has faith in himself is able to be faithful to others."

"Everyone hears what you say, Friends listen to what you say, Best friends listen to what you don't say."

"Death smiles at us all, all we can do is smile back"

I went to my fist Al Qaeda birthday party yesterday. Musical chairs was a bit slow, but fuck me, pass the parcel was quick!